We've fapped to the Wrong Jag

"Salmanorguk" (salmanorguk) 11/07/2013 at 17:39 • Filed to: Jaguar, Eagle, E-Type, Coupe, GT

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Theres been quite a brouhaha over the impending F-Type Coupe. But I think its the wrong "(Letter)-Type" model thats getting the attention.

Look at Eagle's new creation:

Even the name is awesome....Eagle E-Type LOW DRAG GT.

More at their !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! and The Telegraph have a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

TheBaron2112 > Salmanorguk 11/07/2013 at 17:44

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Dem. Haunches.

Wow.

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Salmanorguk 11/07/2013 at 17:46

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Salmanorguk > TheBaron2112 11/07/2013 at 17:46

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I know. I especially like the way they flow into the boot.

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Salmanorguk 11/07/2013 at 17:47

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Look at that engine

PlayerWAN > Salmanorguk 11/07/2013 at 17:48

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THE STEELIES!!!

Salmanorguk > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 11/07/2013 at 17:48

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If you can you should see The Telegraph's video.

The Noise.

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > Salmanorguk 11/07/2013 at 17:49

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Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Salmanorguk 11/07/2013 at 17:51

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WHO TOLD YOU I PLEASURE MYSELF TO JAGUARS

Raphael Orlove > Salmanorguk 11/07/2013 at 17:53

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so much joy

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Salmanorguk 11/07/2013 at 17:54

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I think the roof ruins the lines of the E-Type.

Raphael Orlove > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 11/07/2013 at 17:54

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WE SAW EACH OTHER AT THE MEETINGS

Salmanorguk > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 11/07/2013 at 17:55

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Heres one for you then

Salmanorguk > Raphael Orlove 11/07/2013 at 17:57

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Indeed Mr Orlove, indeed

Nibby > Salmanorguk 11/07/2013 at 17:58

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TIL several people on oppo fap to phalluses.

therotaryisdeadlonglivetherotary > Salmanorguk 11/07/2013 at 17:59

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So we have Singer, Icon and Eagle. I hope this trend continues, because on the off chance that I win the lottery I want these cars more than any McLaren, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Bugatti or Pagani out to day.

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Salmanorguk 11/07/2013 at 18:01

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There is never a wrong Jag to fap to.

AMC/Renauledge > Salmanorguk 11/07/2013 at 18:01

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While that Jag is certainly FAP-worthy, I'm still FAPPING to the XK SS.

Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > Salmanorguk 11/07/2013 at 18:01

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The regular E-Type coupes are so goddamned ugly, the E-Type roadsters are just kind of 'meh' (don't kill me), but the low-drag coupes....they're just fucking perfect.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Salmanorguk 11/07/2013 at 18:01

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Now that is waaaaay better. That roof on the other just doesn't do anything for me and the E-Type is my dream car, although I want a series III. I like the grill more.

Salmanorguk > therotaryisdeadlonglivetherotary 11/07/2013 at 18:02

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So right, I personally favour the Singer in that desert brown but these are too cool as well.

Salmanorguk > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 11/07/2013 at 18:06

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I present the X-type or the S-type (look at it from the front)

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Salmanorguk 11/07/2013 at 18:07

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FINE.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Salmanorguk 11/07/2013 at 18:07

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I.. I.. I wanna cuddle with it, pet it, stroke it.. I wanna marry it and whisper sweet things in its intake ports.. I wanna.. I WANT IT... NOW!!

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Salmanorguk 11/07/2013 at 18:08

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Ace and Gary should be driving that.

maximillious > Salmanorguk 11/07/2013 at 18:08

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Hello beautiful eagle.... welcome to my desktop

Barbarian772 > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 11/07/2013 at 18:12

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I agree wholeheartedly... Although I have to say that the normal E type is still better looking than most modern cars...

ptak appreciates old racecars > Salmanorguk 11/07/2013 at 18:14

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Found this the other day, pretty sure it's a Low-Drag Coupe too. WOW

burglar can't heart click anything > Salmanorguk 11/07/2013 at 18:26

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A guy in mid-Michigan autocrosses his real one. One day I want to be as cool as that guy.

Hooneriphic > Salmanorguk 11/07/2013 at 18:27

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Hooneriphic > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 11/07/2013 at 18:28

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This.

911e46z06 > PlayerWAN 11/07/2013 at 18:34

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I love so much that Eagle doesn't try to do to much with the wheels. Steelies on this one, wire on the last one. Good on ya, Eagle.

Virus > maximillious 11/07/2013 at 18:34

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*chuckle* nailed it.

911e46z06 > AMC/Renauledge 11/07/2013 at 18:35

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When's the Eagle version of this bad boy coming?

Virus > Salmanorguk 11/07/2013 at 18:36

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in the immortal words of "Archer" (ahem), 'How am I going to drive this car with this huge, throbbing boner!'

zx6rob > Salmanorguk 11/07/2013 at 18:48

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I haven't had a car actually send shivers up my spine in a very long time... until now. That is a fine-looking automobile. I wonder what they're going for; way out of my price range, but I'd like to know if it's "sell everything you ever owned and maybe get one and live in it" expensive, or "if you and every person you've ever known sold every primary, secondary, and tertiary organ in your bodies, it would not be enough to get a test drive in one of these" expensive.

I'm guessing the latter.

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > PlayerWAN 11/07/2013 at 18:54

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They are replicas of dunlop disk-style center-locking knock-off alloy wheels, and area likely aluminum alloy themselves.

But yes, they are gorgeous wheels, on a gorgeous car.

I like them better than wire wheels.

Salmanorguk > zx6rob 11/07/2013 at 18:56

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Well according to the Telegraph its $1,045,720.00+ , So we may have to sell so many organs we only end up with the skeleton!

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > Salmanorguk 11/07/2013 at 18:57

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If a the naboo starship industry built a car...

Which is fitting, considering that the E-type is a masterwork of Malcolm Sayer, a WWII Aircraft aerodynamicist, turned Jaguar car designer.

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > Nibby 11/07/2013 at 19:03

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I get the reason why people liken it to that...

but look at the fenders... the curves... it may be a long car, but the form is distinctly feminine. Like woman crawling like a cat. It doesn't have a leaper hood ornament, because the whole car is feline and feminine.

She's a lady... and not an aerosmith "dude looks like a lady" situation.

McDouche > Salmanorguk 11/07/2013 at 19:14

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Man they really improved the curves under the rear window from the original. That rear ends sexy like back dimples on a beautiful bitch.

stuttgartobsessed > Salmanorguk 11/07/2013 at 20:26

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The Eagle Speedster is so much better looking. From the front this Coupe, sorry, "Low Drag Gt", looks great but the rear is absolutely hideous. The way the trailing roofline, the fender bulges, and the steep inverse rake of the rear quarter panels combine really bothers me and just doesn't seem to flow. That being said, I wouldn't say "No" to being given one to drive. Especially in that brushed aluminum. Oh, and THE STEELIES. So sexy. I wonder if it can spit fire out of those huge tailpipes.... mmmmmmm.

stuttgartobsessed > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 11/07/2013 at 20:29

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You want an S-III? I think that the uncovered lights and the chrome trim decreases the sexiness of the grill. Not to mention the ruined rear. I'll take an S-I convertible with the inline 6. And three windshield wipers.

BigGatorChris > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 11/07/2013 at 21:40

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I do too.

But not this one.

Carbyne > ptak appreciates old racecars 11/08/2013 at 00:03

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Even it looks astonished!

d3v > Salmanorguk 11/08/2013 at 00:11

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Pass the tissues please.

Mikeado > Salmanorguk 11/08/2013 at 07:58

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This lump doesn't really do it for me when teamed with those hips. Makes the back look a tad too lumpy.

But getting over that, I must now HHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

McMike > PlayerWAN 11/08/2013 at 08:00

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Those are 16" Magnesium Dunlop replicas, and it was a beautiful choice.

Jesus Christ. They chose a low-drag coupe as their next car.

Low-drag coupe. Brilliant.

McMike > Salmanorguk 11/08/2013 at 08:13

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McMike > Salmanorguk 11/08/2013 at 08:58

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ApriliaFutura > Mikeado 11/08/2013 at 09:33

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I think it's the slight upturn the tail lights have that kinda makes the rear not....perfect. The lump is awesome if you ignore the tails lights....

Wacko > McMike 11/08/2013 at 10:17

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We all know what he's thinking

duklec > Salmanorguk 11/08/2013 at 10:18

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Since when did this site become NSFW?

Eric Sundell > Salmanorguk 11/08/2013 at 10:31

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God damnit, this might be the most beautiful car ever made.

Takuro Spirit > Wacko 11/08/2013 at 10:50

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Soon, my dear. Soon.

PlayerWAN > McMike 11/08/2013 at 11:36

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Could you please stop posting porn without a NSFW tag? Ugh, is that a low drag coupe in my pocket, or am I just happy to see these pictures?

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > Salmanorguk 11/08/2013 at 12:07

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If I become a multi-Millionaire...

I am thinking that an Eagle Jaguar and a Singer Porsche would make great garage mates.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > Salmanorguk 11/08/2013 at 15:45

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I like the doofy, cross-eyed face the rear end has.

theodric > Salmanorguk 11/08/2013 at 15:59

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....naaaah. My favourite part of the E-type coupe is the long, pointy ass with the meaty hips and that lovely hatch on it. It's almost spooky how beautiful it is. The low-drag thingy is nice, but it looks like a late-model Z4 compared to the real thing.

Crackerjacktype0 > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 11/08/2013 at 16:16

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The current XF is just okay. And looks butch in R-S guise. Same thing for the XK. Looks absolutely riced in R-S form. I'd take the Granturismo over the XK any day.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Wacko 11/08/2013 at 21:21

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The best part? The car claims she's 18!

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Salmanorguk 11/09/2013 at 13:17

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and with one of these for the sunnier days, I could die complete.

Jagvar > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna 11/10/2013 at 20:02

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Wait, you've been fapping to me?

PostOMatic2000 > Salmanorguk 11/11/2013 at 11:56

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Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > McMike 11/11/2013 at 12:49

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Angled for his pleasure

Mau_Ferrusca > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 11/12/2013 at 13:23

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Wierdo!

(can I watch and then maybe borrow the Jaaaaaaaaaaaaag?)

StinkFlex > Salmanorguk 11/12/2013 at 14:54

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Triple bladed spinner over a stamped steel rim. My reaction was "great stance, cool hubs, ewwww."

mambochapchap > therotaryisdeadlonglivetherotary 11/12/2013 at 15:59

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Big Singer fan here as well.

Wait.

mambochapchap > Salmanorguk 11/12/2013 at 16:02

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Yaaay, Eagle!

JebbyDeringer > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. 11/21/2013 at 18:17

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This is exactly what makes me wonder why men think Camaro's and Mustangs. are attractive. They are the opposite of sexy, not feminine, but masculine and brutish. My taste in women is like my taste in cars thank you very much.